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minnie ([info]hduff) wrote,
@ 2020-09-25 00:38:00

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i still hate nick wheeler, [info]hollywoodglam













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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:10 am UTC (link)
(615): i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm

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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
(215): saw you walking with that piece of shit
(267): and that piece of shit just read that

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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:16 am UTC (link)
SORRY I GOT HUNGRY

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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:16 am UTC (link)
I'LL SHARE MY NOODLES WITH YOU IF YOU WANT

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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:17 am UTC (link)
(949): if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:20 am UTC (link)
(915): so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
(1-915): who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me

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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:24 am UTC (link)
(513): theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.

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[info]atis
2009-09-25 01:28 am UTC (link)
(910): Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did

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[info]taylorswt
2009-09-27 03:55 pm UTC (link)
drive-by loveeeeeeeee

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[info]taylorswt
2009-09-28 04:42 am UTC (link)
happy birthday, baby girl! love you lots.

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(no subject) - [info]hduff, 2009-09-28 04:45 am UTC

[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:58 am UTC (link)
(925): I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
(916): You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
(925): It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:58 am UTC (link)
(415): Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
(415): Recession joke.

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:58 am UTC (link)
(310): I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:59 am UTC (link)
(770): The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:59 am UTC (link)
(301): remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:59 am UTC (link)
(740): I think I took your hangover as a birthday present

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:59 am UTC (link)
(757): Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 04:59 am UTC (link)
(413): At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 05:00 am UTC (link)
(850): Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 05:00 am UTC (link)
(301): we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
(1-301): that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
(301): we agree. completely

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 05:00 am UTC (link)
(215): It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
(610): Wrong number and your a loser

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 05:00 am UTC (link)
(910): He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
(605): WTF??? Isn't he married??
(910): Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 05:00 am UTC (link)
(209): I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 05:02 am UTC (link)
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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[info]hayliek
2009-09-28 05:02 am UTC (link)
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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