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Tweak says, "Touch me... I dare you."

minnie (hduff) wrote,
@ 2020-09-25 00:38:00

i still hate nick wheeler, hollywoodglam

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	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	(202): therell be strippers and coke right? (703): no strippers. just coke. (202): i hate this fuckin recession (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	(508): I'm so horny! (781): I'm so hungry (508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY! (781): For your pussy... (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	(717): You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time? (1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable. (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	(315): he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out (607): what a beautiful fairy tale (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle. (1-734): what was she crying about? (734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job. (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	(978): Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant. (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-17 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	(254): I am coming home for anal (254): * a nap* (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	the following story is a dramatic reenactment of todays claw machine adventure. (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	it was a terribly hot morning at an amusement park and i'd just gone on like ten rides i was suggested to stay off of (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	after nearly dying of dehydration and brandon getting yelled at for not wanting a pepsi we made our way to the jungle arcade (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	our first order of business was me kicking his ass at airhockey. no, seriously, i kicked it. he was like bouncing the thing from my side of the table into his slot. (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	after that we took our last four tokens to this puppy machine were brandon twas going to win me a maui replica (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	if you recall from any previous claw machine adventures winning anything out of these is about as easy as finding that heart of the ocean diamond before the old lady drops it into the ocean in the end (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	but brandon was like well baby i'll go down and get it for you and he got in a fight with the puppy machine trying to free my dogs twin. this took about two tries and a lot of skills. (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	so he finally has the puppy all the way on top and one more turn would've gotten it out and he's all like ash! more tokens! i'm going to get it this time! only he'd already used all the tokens (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	then we ran over to the token machine and tried to give it a $5 bill but it didn't want it. apparently it thought that the killers get paid in monopoly money. this took up a conciderable amount of time and neither one of us thought of guarding the puppy machine while this token hiest was going down. (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	another thing finally turned our 5 into puppy bait and it may or may not have been the happiest moment of my day because flowers was going to win my prize (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	that's when i spotted the iceberg. there was another guy with a baby at our puppy machine stealing my dog right infront of me. i flipped out a little. it took brandon like a half hour to get it on top and someone else just came by and snatched it! he'd totally watch our puppy mission, too, so he knew he was stealing it. (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	i really wanted to go over there and be like EXCUSE ME but my boyfriend was going to win that for his kid. it was going to be a very special preasent from us! even though it was clearly for me. but he wouldn't let me make a scene. how surprising. (Reply to this)

	tweak says bend and sanp! misdale 2009-06-17 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	he spent like the next hour trying to win me puppy and then gave up and moved on to trying to win me a bear but that didn't go so well either (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	i really hope while i wasn't looking brandon knocked that guy out or least put a gypsy curse on him of something. i say while i wasn't looking because i generally don't support outbursts on his behalf but i think i would've overlooked one in this situation (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	then we went to this pirate show and i decided that when he has another baby we're naming it daisy flowers because that's amazing and then we got saoked. as you can see my life has been filled with nothing but excitement today. (Reply to this)

	misdale 2009-06-17 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	yesterday was a funfest (Reply to this)

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