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Tweak says, "I made it an early night."

minnie (hduff) wrote,
@ 2020-09-25 00:38:00

i still hate nick wheeler, hollywoodglam

customs
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	hayliek 2009-05-21 02:06 am UTC (link)
	so here i am again (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-05-21 02:06 am UTC (link)
	then i'm going to bed (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-05-21 02:07 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-05-21 02:07 am UTC (link)
	this is too big so i will link it. (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-05-21 02:07 am UTC (link)
	oh and this too. (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-05-21 02:08 am UTC (link)
	OKAY, goodnight cucumber! (love you always & forever) (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML (Reply to this) (Thread)

hduff, 2009-06-07 10:28 pm UTC

hayliek, 2009-06-07 10:35 pm UTC

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said "is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" and when I answered "yes," he turned and walked out of the room. FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-07 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	the weather sort of sucks today (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	i'm trying to decide what to do (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	as i'm still sitting here in bed (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	but he's not here to hold me to make me feel safe :( (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	and the overcast isn't helping neither (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	its making me all blue (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	because i want to go hiking (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	but i might go anyway (Reply to this)

	hayliek 2009-06-08 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	since it's only mostly cloudy (Reply to this)

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